Ed is clearing his apartment out and getting rid of his foul-mouthed cat. The cat is trying to read the label strapped around his neck it says; 'Please look after this cat, Free to good home!' The cat demands to know whats going on and threatens to be sick. Ed tells the cat he's just clearing out and it's got nothing to do with his new girlfriend Amelia. Ed tells fluff he's sending him to 'pleasure land' which pleases the cat. Then Amelia turns up early and reads the label hanging off the cat, thinking Ed rescued the cat, she says she will be his new mummy now and the cat realises what's going on, and calls Ed 'a lying c***' however the twist is the cat is a human dressed in a cat outfit when it's just Ed, but when Amelia comes in it's a real cat and changes from the two, making the short film comical.
Script -
FLUFF
ple-plea-please.
Ed tell me what's going on
right now or i'm going to
sick up all of yesterdays tuna.
(makes sick noises)
Oh no it's that girl
isn't it. Ameba.
You're mad, she's weird.
ED
This is nothing to do
with Amelia! I just.
I just wanted to sort my
life out you know get rid
of some of the dead wood.
Soo I thought i'd take
you to this great fun place,
just for cats, yeah just
until I finish tidying up.
It's called.. pleasureland.
FLUFF
Pleasureland? Sweet, but not before time.
(Door bell rings)
AMELIA
I'm so sorry Ed, I know i'm super early!
Oh my god! Is this?
ED
Er this is fluff
AMELIA
Free to good home. Some monster actually abandoned
this sweet, little creature. Well fluff I
guess this makes me your new mummy now.
FLUFF
You lying cun-
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